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"Let's just pretend that those are our mortars"
-Me to my team Sgt. as we hunker down after mortars fire nearby.

A sense of humor is critical to life. Many of us spend years, sometimes our entire lives, waiting for this or that to come together, so that then we will be happy. We are all familiar with the expression that money can't buy you happiness (even though I'd like to try). The truth is that if you are not happy with what you have, you probably won't when you do. I spent many useless years learning this simple truth. Some of the most memorable times in my life have been when all the chips where down, and life was sucking. There will always be something wrong in life. Life is never perfect. You have to learn to be happy in an unperfect world.
Soldiers, especially combat soldiers, deal with a lot of mental, emotional, and physical duress. They are able to drive on because they are able to make light of a difficult situation.

Left: Promoting Supermodel Sally's new weight loss formula.
Here is just another excuse for me to post senseless stuff that we have "developed" or came to by accident. We have had a lot of fun working on this page.

Pictures (outtakes)
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Military annoyance
Quotes about me
Worst phrases in Iraq
Worst phrases in bragg
Snippets of my life
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You want a joke? Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks... this is where you laugh... what?